Piggies utter BS - contains bad humour

[War Pig]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/Lumikki75/mainos4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/Lumikki75/mainos1.jpg

[spine]

lol....

[Ginger Lord]

....

Nice.


P.S. Get your Mac running Windows/OSX?

[War Pig]

yup. I've got Winblows xp too *winkwinknudgenudge*

I think I need to get HL2 next..And mem. 512 just doesn't cut it :P

[War Pig]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/microsoft-support.wmv


Microsoft support.. or is it?

[Ginger Lord]

Thats almost like "Raj" who I talked to in India when our BT Broadband went wrong.

At least he didn't try to make out the call centre was in Britain.

[spine]

lol more...

[Trp.Werewolf]

Good ones! :D

[War Pig]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/vegas.gif

[War Pig]

http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/


I totally agree with what this blog is saying!

RRRRRNNNNNHHHHH!

[War Pig]

I can't resist the temptation. I'm going straight to hell for this one, or at least get a permaban from this forum ;)

http://www.jacatu.de/wbb2/t7850-swedish-versus-british-nightclubs.html

[War Pig]

Old, but good:

"One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her."

[spine]

tripple lol!
this is my favorite blog from now on...
http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/ :D

[fess]

Cool joke War Pig 8)

That's gotta be the best blog ever...

[Ginger Lord]

Banned!

:icon_twisted:

[War Pig]

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZNFTPg1pys

lol lol

though old-ish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK5vIudSdmA

Taunting with pictures of hooooooo-oooome... (that's what Ian Gillan sang)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVzqixyKuX4&search=perkele

o_O

Jed, getting flashbacks, memoirs?

Triple lol. Here's teh winner!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr9AZhgC4zQ

lol

To be continued, here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc8HU-isRUw

There's one more a tad similar to these, but couldn't find it just yet. Needless to say, it's a rather quiet day at work.. :/

[Ginger Lord]

We watched the Rare Export ones in a Uni lesson for some reason.

[War Pig]

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/displayimage.php?pos=-12509

Ahnuld :/

[spine]

Quadruple LOL!
dat izt hardt kor!

[Ginger Lord]

:icon_quag:


How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.

[mXed]

http://futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914

[fess]

lol is all I can say to that ;D

[War Pig]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6784345963396708821&q=marcus+gr%C3%B6nholm

:/ ouch

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6431766470249091563&q=Kimi+R%C3%A4ikk%C3%B6nen

[fess]

LOL, I saw the Kimi Raikkonen one live on TV, and I love Marcus Gronholm's fisting action.

[War Pig]

oh lol, it's Borat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGjwPb2SytA

[fess]

lol he always makes me laugh, even tho a lot of his stuff is very similar. Jagshemash!

[Ginger Lord]

Nice! Hi Five!

[spine]

lol I was having a shit, thats F1 glamour for ya! :D

[War Pig]

http://www.lavie.no/jul2004/jul2004.asp

Christmas calendar.

[spine]

Lol

Just a contribution to your thread Piggie! :D
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

[War Pig]

Hahaa!

All contributions are very welcome! ;)

[Ginger Lord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjOlvRttee8&mode=related&search=

[Hugo.B]

http://hubertheller.googlepages.com/swedishhumour

I believe it originally happened in Canada.
P.S. What has happened to the Union flag? They have all gone!


H.B.

[War Pig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI&eurl=

lol

I apologize, this is soooo bad. Americans, don't take it too seriously, I just found this to be rather funny. ;)

[Hugo.B]

I like it, but then I'm British.:biggrin:
"What is the currency of the United Kingdom?"
Dollars.
John Howard would be disappointed to find he isn't as widely known as he might like to think he is.

H.B.

[War Pig]

Check out this Finnish Idol competitor. :shock:

The only with talent!

And sings heavy. :lol: The guy is a Finnish champion in karaoke (yes, we have a chapmionship for that too!) and came 3rd in the world championships. :P

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9QVJ9UwwYwU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=t0ScEVorRaY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1rs-IzvNnls

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q-6BsAvF7Tw

Talking about 'main stream' here. HevAri sings Iron Maiden, Deep Purple and Billy Joel o_O And owns them all. As his favourite singers he mentions Dio, Coverdale and iirc Bruce Dickinson - rock on!

[Blue]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI&eurl=

lol

I apologize, this is soooo bad. Americans, don't take it too seriously, I just found this to be rather funny. ;)

haha right off the bat: "Name a country that begins with 'U'." "Yugoslavia?"

[Hugo.B]

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Australian Broadcasting Corporation
That is a pity... I don't see what it had to do with them.

H.B.

[fess]

They probably made the programme...

[Hugo.B]

I wouldn't have thought they'd go all the way to America to do something like that.

H.B.

[fess]

Well... to interview Americans, America is probably the best place ;)

[War Pig]

lol

Well here's a research that reveals absolutely nothing new ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6451019.stm

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2007-03-14-drinking-eu_N.htm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,258784,00.html

BINGE-DRINKING IN THE EU
Ireland 34%
Finland 27%
UK 24%
Denmark 23%

Why I'm not surprised at all? :D

[Jed]

Sweden was 5th...

Apparenlty drinking more than 5 drinks is "binge" drinking. Apparently I'm a binge drinker then.

[Ginger Lord]

Sweden was 5th...

Apparenlty drinking more than 5 drinks is "binge" drinking. Apparently I'm a binge drinker then.

And any student.

[Sam]

I shouldn't be proud but i am

[War Pig]

Sweden was 5th...

Apparenlty drinking more than 5 drinks is "binge" drinking. Apparently I'm a binge drinker then.

Which reminds me.. we should plan the next "binge drinking" event!

[Hugo.B]

Somebody once said: I'm not drunk whilst I can still lie on the floor without holding on.Or something to that effect.

H.B.

[War Pig]

I'm not drunk whilst I can still lie on the floor without holding on.

H.B.

Yarr, I'll drink to that!

[War Pig]

Finnish Idols winner:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rbSBCa3mZso

This song nailed it. He made the judges cry. (One of his favourite bands is Rainbow - original composition. Hence, he - by definition - is a good guy!;))

[Yeti.B]

So if all you need to do is make the judges cry, what are song contests coming to?

-(it didn't make me cry, but maybe that's because I don't know finnish). :D

[War Pig]

Sorry for the rather long afk. Guess it's time to dig this thread out of the trenches, eh? ;P

Now, we all know that rock music comes from satan, right. Furthermore, we all know that Led Zeppelin pretty muc worshipped the devil himself. You don't believe me? Well, here's the proof - it's gotta be so since its in the internet! ;P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eueFiMM3AU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuJebMRbrIU&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsC5ny8fZLI&mode=related&search

[spine]

Damn, I don't have this much spare time, they are like 10 min each!
I need quick and satifying fun, like NOW! :D

[War Pig]

lol, try this: bash.org ;)

[War Pig]

How to dance at a rave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SItPGEsjLQ

A problem we all have to face frequently, right! :/

[Hugo.B]

Youtube isn't loading for me, so (just guessing)
Is it in Swedish with English subtitles or vice versa?
Because if so, it was one of the funniest I've seen.
Daleks + Monty Python = Split your sides. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfNfDiqAF9Q)


H.B.

[War Pig]

That's the one Hugo.B :D

[War Pig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCzeh3JuZtM

Nicolas Sarkozy - who says politics can't be fun?

[Hugo.B]

Hey! You couldn't get something like that on Blair, could you?


H.B.

[spine]

How to dance at a rave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SItPGEsjLQ

A problem we all have to face frequently, right! :/

Right, I'm off to some rave somewhere, this is GREAT!

Hehe "wash the laundry, intense" roflmaololo!!11! hahahaaaa!1one

[War Pig]

Time to do a little update.

How to shower like a woman / How to shower like a man:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5418697513610148116

[War Pig]

http://www.brickarms.com/


Where were these when I was growing up? ...hang on.. I am still gworing up. Gotta make and order!

[War Pig]

Aahh.. November (rain). Since Christmas draws near, it's time for my annual pre-Christmas post:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PefF34ltNaM

BUT beware..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4OvK3Vn44

[Hugo.B]

(http://www.brickarms.com/)http://www.brickarms.com/


Where were these when I was growing up? ...hang on.. I am still gworing up. Gotta make and order!
Couldn't agree more! I only had a rifle... that's nothing to an M16, 'nades and panzers!

[War Pig]

http://www.iltasanomat.fi/videot/?id=1452078&ap=1

Daddy Cool! ;P

(This guy actually is a dance teacher - I guess this was the way disco dance was taught back in the day.. I wonder if this would still work on the dance floor...hmm)

[Asskicker]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vSb-nV8l2QY
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpc5vgi9zbM

So funny :P

[War Pig]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-XEcZS9WZs8&feature=related

STOP THAT TANK! by Walt Disney o_O

[Blue]

Lol @ Canada.


wait..

[War Pig]

http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/214-the-blonde-map-of-europe/

According to this map – and if you really believe that blondes have less brains –a nasty fall like that is more likely to happen in the central parts of Norway, Sweden and Finland, where at least 80% of the population is fair-haired, the highest figure in all of Europe.


Ups.. I think I'm in trouble. Those who have seen me might know why... :/

[War Pig]

I'm sorry for spamming: I don't have anything sensible to add to this thread for the time being... :oI

[porc-épic]

http://russelldavies.typepad.com/planning/images/secret_nuclear_bunker-thumb.jpg

Saw this on top gear

And nice bump btw ^_^

edit - ¬_¬

[spine]

Lolster!

[War Pig]

Now that I would call a "public secret" :P

[War Pig]

http://www.blastwavecomic.com/index.php

[spine]

He he thats an awesome comic, thanks :D

[Asskicker]

http://www.vgcats.com/super/images/080428.gif

It's soo quiet in here :(

[porc-épic]

William Shatner; Boston legal

http://www.livevideo.com/video/AFB47874A5634BF98FF13F7152FED2EA/sneak-peek-1-of-boston-legal-.aspx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xN_5R4eL_A&eurl=http://forums.insmod.net/index.php?showtopic=18011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyQ-BMprD_8

[War Pig]

While being on the topic of William Shatner:

<Redden> you know what you shouldn't take on planes?
<Sealab> Leslie Nielson?
<Bagel> Box Cutters?
<Dodge> William Shatners?
<Scotty> Gameboys?
<DotTom> Babies?
<The Amazing Rando> Wesley Snipes?
<seander> Flaming torches?
<Gib Yob> Vials of smallpox?
<Kelvin> Zombies?
<Tomuber> Mutha fuckin snakes?

[Ginger Lord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACJxNkVcgwY

[spine]

Hehehe
Looked a bit brutal for a moment there... :D

[Jed]

I don't know why but I found this amusing :D

http://www.quagmire-it.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hamandjam.org

[spine]

I don't get it, all the images are broken thats all....
Edit: did it to my own site, rofl I get it now lolster! :D

[porc-épic]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7850746.stm

[Ginger Lord]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cDuW3joTBq8

Only really works for people in England.

[fess]

Haha, that's class.

[War Pig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSn9VRsZWbY

:I

[fess]

This is sheer genius:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

[spine]

ROFL War Pig!
It makes going to the toilet a fun thing!

[War Pig]

Yeah, after seeing this I started potty training too! About time, some might say..

[porc-épic]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7875271.stm

^_^

[Ginger Lord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY

[spine]

Now that's FUNKY!

[Ginger Lord]

24 Solid-State Drive RAID!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96dWOEa4Djs

Jesus

[fess]

Man that's ridiculous...

[Archon]

ocz has a new 1 tb ssd coming out that can do 900mb a sec, uses a pcie slot tho

[spine]

Oi... GIVE! :D

[Ginger Lord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV7SXmHq0Bk

[fess]

Is that genuine?!

[spine]

That's effing hilarious, real or not... :D

[porc-épic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs&feature=channel

[SacredLizard]

I actually liked that... I also one day spent a whole day spending a day reading those comics.

[Blue]

You can read the original short stories on fanfiction.com... if you'd want to lol

[Splatt]

Given the title of this forum, this is quite apt...

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3166/oink.jpg

:)

[SacredLizard]

why would poo say such an awful thing?

[spine]

LOL Splatt, that pig's got it coming. :D

I actually liked that... I also one day spent a whole day spending a day reading those comics.

You did WHAT? ;)

[Ginger Lord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZoDwOvUt8&feature=player_embedded

[Jed]

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=l23nGMtjxwg&startZoom=1

[spine]

LOL GL! :D

What is the point of that Jed, it's confusing.... oh wait... that's the point... :)

[porc-épic]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cnr.png